Thursday, November 22, 2007

NaBloPoMo Day Twenty Two - Happy Turkey Day!

Sorry for the lateness, but it IS a holiday, and there is FOOTBALL to be watched! The first two games of the day weren't much to talk about - but here's hoping that Peyton and the Colts shake off their offensive slump and start looking like the team I KNOW they are!

As a holiday treat, enjoy this email I received from a friend:

Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn. You'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before its ready?


Willowtree said...

Ha ha ha ha that's pretty good. You know, I've heard all of those, and we don't even have Thanksgiving!

Junebug said...

Very funny.

Kila said...

Very funny :)

I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving.

dawn said...

Funny! Happy Thanksgiving.

Claudia said...

Very funny!!

Sandy said...

Very funny! I think my family repeats most of these at Christmas, too.

M@ said...

So tell us what's on your mind, Tig....

Tiggerlane said...

willowtree - but how many of them have you USED?

junebug, kila, dawn, claudia and sandy - hope you got a good laugh - and Happy Turkey Day to you all as well!

m@ - nothing any different than what I'm ALWAYS thinking!

Angelina said...

I have to admit that that's pretty funny. We don't have turkey here so I never get to say at least half of those.

Desert Songbird said...

What does this say about you and me that I absolutely expected to find a list like this on your blog?

Hope you and the family had a great holiday. Thank God for the Colts winning ways!

Tiggerlane said...

angelina - there has GOT to be a vegetarian substitute...maybe you could work on a variation? You are SO creative...I can think of things to do with stuffed peppers....

desert songbird - its says we are both twisted! Which is AWESOME! And those Colts - man alive, I've had a GREAT two days of football!

Sirdar said...

That was hilarious!!

Hope you got stuffed on Thanksgiving :-)))

Tiggerlane said...

sirdar - my oven didn't work, so it was chips and spinach dip...I was good!