Wednesday, November 28, 2007

NaBloPoMo Day Twenty-Eight - A Meme and an Award that Willowtree Won't Get

NaBloBoZo is ALMOST over! And just in time to save my arse, come Bond and Matt.

Thankfully, there is only ONE MORE DAY left of this daily posting business, and I saved The Offspring's Halloween photos, just in case I ran out of ideas. Don't worry - there are two days left.

Now, Bond had an interesting meme assignment. Rules: Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to fix your life. It's more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you'd also like to take. Tag five.

DeCluttering 101 - After reading everyone's last Fun Monday assignments, MANY of you out there are blogging too much, allowing the clutter to pile up!

Traffic Building 505 - This one from Bond. How DO some bloggers get a ton of hits, after posting about NOTHING? Is the blogosphere akin to Seinfeld episodes? Though I will admit, this NaBloPoMo thing has resulted in the MOST traffic my blog has ever experienced.

Quieting Your Shoulder Devil 102 - You know that little voice that says, "You LOVE those shoes! They look SO delicious on your feet! So what if they cost more than the rest of your outfit? BUY THEM!" Yeah - I need to shut that little guy UP.

Cloning in Five Easy Steps - I need two of me. Or more. Don't we all? Besides, I'd send one of me out to make a lot of money, so I can give another me an SLR camera, resulting in a much better blog. And then another one of me can take these other classes. And I need another one of me that just concentrates on convincing The Offspring that, collectively, the sum of all my personas are NOT idiots.

Finding Your Inner Peace, Without Really Trying - Yeah - I could use this one. All those sleepless nights? Gone. Painful Pilates and Yoga positions? History. Hundreds of dollars spent on massages? Bye-bye.

I hereby tag:
Desert Songbird (b/c this has to be the one meme she hasn't been tagged for)
Melissa (b/c I KNOW she'll come up with some wackiness!)
BermudaBluez (for her faithfulness in visiting)
Nude Memphis Steve (b/c he needs to be schooled)
Pamela (b/c she rocks!)

Check out my latest blogging award. I promise, this is NOT my picture:
Thanks, Matt! I feel fabulous and (almost) 40!

BTW, did I mention earlier that Pamela rocks? Well, she does - and to prove it, she won this award, too!

27 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Wrong! I have been tagged for this!

But I'll do it when I get around to feeling better, just as I'll get around to actually reading the four posts of yours that I haven't read yet...

Sigh...

Melissa said...

Ack! FIVE to TEN? Since it's you, I'll do it. Only two more days of NaBloPoMo Dirty Clown Month! Woo! :)

Willowtree said...

Why would I want an award that says I'm nothing more than an ass.

Tiggerlane said...

desert songbird - well, I've not caught up on my blog reading either, or I would have KNOWN that. You can be untagged, if you would like - it's a present!

melissa - it's really only FOUR, b/c you get to steal one from me! And I am SO ready to get the taste of clown out of my mouth.

willowtree - WHY? B/c it's PERFECT! Besides, you KNOW you want to alter this one, more than any. Admit it.

Tiggerlane said...

Oh, and willowtree? You basically called Pamela an ass. She is SO much more.

Sirdar said...

Traffic Building 505...that would be an interesting course. I still haven't figured out how some get so many comments after saying basically nothing....oh well.

Nice award!! (I think)

Pamela said...

oh boy... I get to create my own curriculum!!

as for the sexy award, I need two of those awards to cover my asssspirations.

(Or possibly 3)

Little Miss Moi said...

I wonder if, after NoPloMo or whatever it's called, the blogging world with be deadly quiet for a week while everyone just relaxes their blogging brain.

Desert Songbird said...

Okay, so now I've actually come back and read this post, and I have not completed my tag. Not the greatest list, but it was the best I could do with very little brain...

Tiggerlane said...

sirdar - if someone wants to call me sexy, I'll take it. I wish I knew how some people got over 40 comments on EVERY post! It would make blogging more fun.

pamela - you are too funny! And I think I need two as well, to cover my "baby maker" hips.

little miss moi - I, for one, will finally be able to catch up on READING blogs. I'm going to do a poll, and find out if this posting-more-often thing is something readers really want. If I can figure out how to do it.

desert songbird - you are such a doll! Now, go get some rest!

Memphis Steve said...

Congrats on the award, you hottie! And now I must get to work on my class list.

Kaytabug said...

Great list! Congrats on the Award!
You are totally referring to my FM! I am taking a break from blogging for the weekend and I will be catching up on all the house stuff I have been neglecting.
A poll is easy to do, the one blogger offers is easy peasy! But I can tell you now I have enjoyed hearing more from you. If you need help figuring out how to do the poll email me, it's in my profile.

Matt-Man said...

The only reason that I knew that that wasnt your ass is because it's mine. I passed out one night and my buddies thought it would be funny to inject me with an estrogen and collagen cocktail. Damn I'm sexy. Cheers!!

Melissa said...

I can't wait for your poll. Also, that's totally it's own post! No thinking required! I have enjoyed you posting more this month, though, it's been really fun.

M@ said...

Willow's just jealous he's not a sexy blogger.

Soooooooooorrrryyy!

I noticed you cropped part of that ass shot! :)

M@ said...

And you'd have to be gay not to like THAT ass. :)

Dixie said...

Found you from over at The Ice Box.

Congrats on the award!

Bond said...

Excellent classes....BUT never stop listening to that shoulder devil...BUY THE SHOES...and then show us a picture of them....heheheheheheheheh

Tiggerlane said...

nudememphis - can I crack the whip? teehee!

kaytabug - I'm so glad for your offer of help! I'll try the blogger version (I tried another one today, and failed miserably!) If I can't get the blogger one to work, I'll let you know. THANKS!

matt-man - They shaved you well, too!

melissa - thanks! And I'll hopefully have the poll up by the 30th...if not tomorrow. It may be those Halloween photos I've been saving up!

m@ - yeah, Willow's jealous, and totally crushing on me. And I would like that ass better if it belonged to me!

dixie - Welcome, and good to see you here! Now I have to find out what that desert songbird is saying to lure people into my evil lair of blogdom.

bond - YOU are the shoulder devil, aren't you? I KNEW IT!

Arkansas Songbird said...

I'd like to sign up for DeCluttering 101, please. And the secret to increasing blog traffic is to post a picture of Matthew McConaughey in a post titled "Good Moaning". :)

Kila said...

Sign me up for the cloning class! Can a clone be created ahead of time to attend the class for me?

Tiggerlane said...

arkansas songbird - Good idea! I did pretty well with "urine therapy," too.

kila - I'll have my future clones sign our clones up. Sound good?

Karina said...

Great classes, I'd like to sign up for all of them...except the shoulder devil one...I like my shoulder devil, he has great taste in shoes.

Tiggerlane said...

karina - well, welcome to school! Yeah - I said we can keep him quiet - maybe if he whispers, it will be safe to keep him!

Memphis Steve said...

Only if you're wearing the thigh boots and G-string and nothing else.

Tiggerlane said...

memphis steve - sheesh...all these rules!

Desert Songbird said...

I'm luring people into your evil lair, huh? Mwahahahahaha....

Matt-Man's been luring some my way as well. You know what happens when you wander into The Ice Box? Mwahahahah.....