NaBloBoZo is ALMOST over! And just in time to save my arse, come Bond and Matt.
Thankfully, there is only ONE MORE DAY left of this daily posting business, and I saved The Offspring's Halloween photos, just in case I ran out of ideas. Don't worry - there are two days left.
Now, Bond had an interesting meme assignment. Rules: Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to fix your life. It's more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you'd also like to take. Tag five.
DeCluttering 101 - After reading everyone's last Fun Monday assignments, MANY of you out there are blogging too much, allowing the clutter to pile up!
Traffic Building 505 - This one from Bond. How DO some bloggers get a ton of hits, after posting about NOTHING? Is the blogosphere akin to Seinfeld episodes? Though I will admit, this NaBloPoMo thing has resulted in the MOST traffic my blog has ever experienced.
Quieting Your Shoulder Devil 102 - You know that little voice that says, "You LOVE those shoes! They look SO delicious on your feet! So what if they cost more than the rest of your outfit? BUY THEM!" Yeah - I need to shut that little guy UP.
Cloning in Five Easy Steps - I need two of me. Or more. Don't we all? Besides, I'd send one of me out to make a lot of money, so I can give another me an SLR camera, resulting in a much better blog. And then another one of me can take these other classes. And I need another one of me that just concentrates on convincing The Offspring that, collectively, the sum of all my personas are NOT idiots.
Finding Your Inner Peace, Without Really Trying - Yeah - I could use this one. All those sleepless nights? Gone. Painful Pilates and Yoga positions? History. Hundreds of dollars spent on massages? Bye-bye.
I hereby tag:
Desert Songbird (b/c this has to be the one meme she hasn't been tagged for)
Melissa (b/c I KNOW she'll come up with some wackiness!)
BermudaBluez (for her faithfulness in visiting)
Nude Memphis Steve (b/c he needs to be schooled)
Pamela (b/c she rocks!)
Check out my latest blogging award. I promise, this is NOT my picture:
Thanks, Matt! I feel fabulous and (almost) 40!
BTW, did I mention earlier that Pamela rocks? Well, she does - and to prove it, she won this award, too!