It's been really hard to top my previous admissions of weirdness. However, the post is only supposed to be "five things about me that I haven't revealed in previous posts." If you know me, you know I'm the Queen of T.M.I. - making this assignment even more difficult. But, here goes:
1. I recently discovered that I tend to hold my breath while taking a shower. Most likely due to the fact that I had severe hydrophobia as a child, and still can't swim very well. I've been doing deep breathing in the shower now - so I'm not in danger of passing out and leaving a messy scene for Roger to explain to the authorities.
2. I took dance lessons all the way through college, and I still keep up with the latest moves. Wanna go clubbing?
3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue easily. 4. I can't stand the supercilious attitude of George W. Bush and his cronies. Seeing as I'll be in D.C. next week, it's probably not a good time to admit this - the FBI and CIA could nab me while I'm in town for making such an unpatriotic statement.
5. We have a collection of "If" books, which are books of questions - mostly fun in large party groups. The most challenging is Volume 3 - Questions in the Game of Love. These are VERY provocative queries, and I am selecting a tame answer and response, because some of my readers are a little sensitive. I was asked one time if I HAD to sleep with a celebrity of the same sex, who would I choose? There you see her, the lucky Miss Natalie Portman. 
Not to change the subject, but WTF is going on with American Idol? Can anyone give me a rational explanation as to WHY this talentless child is still on the show? I enjoyed Idol last year, and had never watched before then - but if this year's idiocy continues, you can count this musician OUT.
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Number three is my favorite.
Btw, I think you must be part African-American w/ the hydrophobic dancing thing and all.... ;)
Teach me how to dance. I have this one move that I do in which I put my hands up in the air and gyrate. My mom said that I am never to do it again. Yes, Mom and I go clubbing when she is in town.
Cool list! I gotta admit, I peaked in here last night, and then I had a dream about Natalie Portman!
How weird. No gay sex, she just popped up in the dream.
Since I've been diagnosed, I can't dance anymore. I tried at my SIL's wedding last summer, but after a few minutes, my heart was racing, and I had to sit down. Sigh. It was too bad, because that was a really kickin' party. I'm confined to "chair dancing" or the old "European" style of dancing (moving only from the waist up).
You are a babe...just saying.
matt - #3 coupled with no gag reflex is a dangerous combo. And make up your mind, will ya? Or can I be a mongrel?
mist1 - That move might have embarrassed your mom, but I'd have to see it in person before discouraging you. I'll learn ya!
desert songbird - I'd chair dance with ya! (Sometimes us dancing girls tell our male friends, "Just be the pole." Get it?)
anonymous - thanks, but you DO realize that was a photo of Natalie Portman, don't you?
:-)
okay girl, I'm with ya on the Amerian Idol thing. This is the first time we have ever watched it. That Sanjia guy need to G.O.
I haven't watched AI at all this season. ...
but I have tagged you to list some music... :)
Okay, I am with you all the way on the American Idol thing. That boy must have a lot of family and friends voting non-stop to keep his sorry butt on there.
Good tag!
I am not understanding American Idol.. AT ALL. I about wet my pants when I saw him with his "faux hawk" last time... I figure that will generate enough votes to keep him around another week.
I might actually stop watching if he doesn't get the boot soon.
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